Therefore, I am telling all of you to read this article on the 33 Thoughts That Go Through A Women's Mind When You Tell Her To Smile. I like to imagine this girl thinking my favorites (below).
2. I’m sorry, do I know you?
3. I hate everyone.
7. It’s my right to frown.
9. I have thoughts that make my face go this way.
10. It takes muscles to smile.
11. My face likes it this way.
17. My face isn’t your jurisdiction.
20. My mouth really isn’t your business.
23. I don’t think I’ve ever been angrier than this moment.
25. Great, now I’m in an even worse mood.
If you're still confused about why it's wrong to tell women to smile, check out this fun little comic from Robot Hugs.